You’re not the most terrible dog on earth.
But you’re close. :)
You’re destructive outside and whiny inside. You’re neurotic and annoying. You were trouble from day one.
But you (usually) listen; you’re good-looking and soft. You’re sweet and you’re tolerant of humans of all ages.
And since you’ve been living with us for the past 8 years, I guess you can live with us a little longer.
Happy 9th Birthday, Grounder.